Evangelion Gender Reversal

September 14th, 2007 by Shirukii

Oh God Shinjiko is hot.

Delicious copypasta, you must eat it:

The secret of Evangelion is that they took super robot pilots and reversed their genders.

If Rei was male, he’d be the awesomely silent/cool/calm guy. When he rushes that angel with an N2 mine under his arm sacrificing his life … that is the scene where MANLY TEARS flow for A MAN’S WAY OF LIFE AND DEATH.

Asuka, if a man, would be an awesomely HOT BLOODED pilot. And pervy with his advances on Shinji, but a little tsundere.

And Shinji, as a weak little girl, as a girl, puts it into context. You’d be fapping furiously to Shinjiko every night because of her shy demeanor. And with girl Kaworu, Shinji x Kaworu would be amazingly hot.

And now, it has an accompanying video. After the jump, brace your eyes!

What has science done!?

~ Shirukii ~

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19 Responses to “Evangelion Gender Reversal”

  1. on 14 Sep 2007 at 10:25 pm1 Totali

    So Shirukii, can I have my sight back…cause I’m pretty sure I just went blind.

    LOL that video was awesome!!

  2. on 14 Sep 2007 at 10:34 pm2 Kabitzin

    ZOMFG at all the NERV commanders T__T. I dunno, a lot of them just look like drag queens.

  3. on 14 Sep 2007 at 11:20 pm3 neochikara

    Whoa, the whole series makes sense now. And the movie. Maybe.

  4. on 14 Sep 2007 at 11:25 pm4 BrikHaus

    lulz at female Kaji and Gendo

  5. on 15 Sep 2007 at 1:38 am5 Servbot

    Science?

    Bill Nye?

  6. on 15 Sep 2007 at 1:51 am6 i.k

    lol, female Gendo is such a MILF. And I’d totally hit man-Misato.

  7. on 15 Sep 2007 at 3:14 am7 Mike

    Ever see Makoto from “The Girl Who Leapt through Time”? (Yes, Makoto’s a girl–she’s the protagonist of the title.) She looks an awful, awful lot like Shinji. Which is no surprise, since Shinji and Makoto share the same exact character designer. Go Yoshiyuki Sadamoto!

  8. on 15 Sep 2007 at 5:55 am8 Teeif

    Oh yes. It’s all fun and games until Adam turns out to be female and it was the stupid male that took a bite out the apple!

  9. on 15 Sep 2007 at 11:35 am9 BrikHaus

    Man, I just saw this on an Eva forum, and now it’s everywhere!

  10. on 15 Sep 2007 at 12:34 pm10 Shirukii

    @ Totali: It’s too late, you can’t unsee it!

    @ Kabitzin: Yea, especially Fuyutsuki, (s)he’s just…wow

    @ neochikara: Quite enlightening, isn’t it? Though I haven’t seen the movie yet, isn’t it just a remake?

    @ BrikHaus: It’s spreading! Female Gendo is win, even as a woman, he retains his GARness.

    @ Servbot: I bet even he couldn’t explain this one.

    @ i.k: I’d hit mansuka without a second thought.

    @ Mike: Wow, I never thought of that before, but now that you mention it, they do look quite alike. And they both BAAAAW at a moment’s notice.

    @ Teeif: Oh well, you win some, you lose some. And males being responsible for the downfall of humanity isn’t exactly a foreign concept either, lol.

  11. on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:22 pm11 Karura

    This is so going to be Gainax’s next remake of Evangelion…

  12. on 15 Sep 2007 at 5:32 pm12 AS

    Ugghhhh, feel sick all of a sudden…I think I’m having some kind of sickness suddenly overcoming me.

  13. on 16 Sep 2007 at 9:39 pm13 0rion

    The goggles! They do nothing!

    …

    Dear God, what have they done?

    Kinda funny, though, Misato actually looks pretty natural as a guy.

  14. on 17 Sep 2007 at 6:29 am14 Vadigor

    What a wonderfully disturbing masterpiece…

  15. on 18 Sep 2007 at 8:31 am15 Brian Woon

    (O__O)”………”
    No comment ……[drops face flat on the keyboard & dies from eye bleeding]

  16. on 24 Sep 2007 at 8:31 pm16 Venneh

    …Excuse me, I’m going to go lock Fem!Kaoru and Male!Rei in my room now.

    …You can keep the rest of them. Especially the higher-ups in NERV/SEELE. >

  17. on 27 Aug 2008 at 12:21 pm17 494alex

    female gendo gives me the creeps

  18. on 08 Jan 2009 at 11:45 am18 dillee1

    female keel lorenz is hot! omfg!

  19. on 15 Mar 2009 at 3:25 pm19 494alex

    OH GODS MY EYES! SEELE Leader and Gendo [shudder] :((

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